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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

He said, she said.

I love my husband. 
I love fashion.
These two things are polar opposites.

 I can write this, because it's a.) true, and b.) he doesn't read my blog. I'm not sure he would argue it though.  I'm also quite sure he doesn't care. I do find it interesting, however when he comments on certain styles.....he makes me laugh. Here are some funny things he has said recently:

 Me: "The 70's are back baby! I'm breaking out the high waist jeans!"

 Him: "I hate 70's style." (( SHUTTER ))

Me: "Get over it, it's back in a big way."

Him: "I don't get it! Some of it is OK, but those jeans....they even make skinny chicks look like they  have  gunts."

(I googled "gunt" for you. I am praying my gramma doesn't read my blog....quite sure she doesn't...if she accidently clicked on it somehow...Gramma- I am sorry. Here's what Urban Dictionary has to say: 
1. Gunt  

Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
"My sixth grade teacher had a gunt like a freakin' innertube!")

 -If you are scared that maybe you are sporting a gunt.....where a pair of spanx. That s*** sucks everything in and up.


That's all for now. Haha. SO inappropriate.

xo
Rach




4 comments:

  1. I love, love, love that you had to google gunt. I've been rockin' mine since the mid 90's. It's the reason I hate skinny jeans - looks like 3 trolls fighting in denim purgatory only to be condemned to mom jeans.

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  2. OMG @irreverentmommy- you are so f-ing funny!!!!! I didn't "need" to google it....I preferred google over my own description..."I didn't say it!-Google did!"

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  3. Love this!!! I now know a Canadian blogger that happens to be beautiful and have great taste! :)

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  4. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!!! Love it!

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