I love my husband.
I love fashion.
These two things are polar opposites.
I can write this, because it's a.) true, and b.) he doesn't read my blog. I'm not sure he would argue it though. I'm also quite sure he doesn't care. I do find it interesting, however when he comments on certain styles.....he makes me laugh. Here are some funny things he has said recently:
Me: "The 70's are back baby! I'm breaking out the high waist jeans!"
Him: "I hate 70's style." (( SHUTTER ))
Me: "Get over it, it's back in a big way."
Him: "I don't get it! Some of it is OK, but those jeans....they even make skinny chicks look like they have gunts."
(I googled "gunt" for you. I am praying my gramma doesn't read my blog....quite sure she doesn't...if she accidently clicked on it somehow...Gramma- I am sorry. Here's what Urban Dictionary has to say:
Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
"My sixth grade teacher had a gunt like a freakin' innertube!")
-If you are scared that maybe you are sporting a gunt.....where a pair of spanx. That s*** sucks everything in and up.